from the "assholes and nature don't mix" dept.

Some people are soooo stupid that it's amazing they remember to breathe.

A case in point: This dumbass tourist hoping to get a cool picture with a wild animal (in this case a croc):

"Check out the pretty fish!"

Ah, but therein lies the problem: Animals are WILD. Ergo:

"Holy f*ck! Am I ever a dumbass!"

The whole story is in the Telegraph... HERE.

And... as an added bonus, my list of things you don't f*ck with:

1. The ocean.
2. The mountains.
3. Wild life.
4. Terrorists.

None of the above have much of a sense of humour. Got more? Comment, below!